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Few days back a lady reported on reddit that she stored clear pee in an off brand 5 hour energy bottle and put it her vagina before interview for maintaining te

Few days back a lady reported on reddit that she stored clear pee in an off brand 5 hour energy bottle and put it her vagina before interview for maintaining temperature[1]. It apparently got struck and medical intervention was needed. I guess she must have got the idea from people who have been successful earlier with such attempts, so perhaps the test security at jobs aren't fool-proof. [1]:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bbbzpt/tifu_by_putting_a_5_hour_energy_in_my_vagina/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bbbzpt/tifu_by_puttin...

Gibbon1 8y ago
Piss tests for women are utterly demeaning. In a perfect world we'd throw all the people involved in prison.
- jack_pp 8y ago
  Are you implying it's less demeaning when it happens to men? If so, what's your reasoning?
  - PlasticTank 8y ago
    If I had to take a guess I'd say they have harder time aiming, relatively easy for a male to piss into a small pot, a woman is probably going to end up pissing all over her hand. Fun.
    - cimmanom 8y ago
      That’s not actually how it works. It’s perfectly possible for a woman to pee into those little cups without making a mess (I’m a woman and I’ve done it plenty of times at the doctors office). Speaking of which, peeing into a cup for true medical purposes is not more demeaning to women than to men (except when doctors won’t believe you when you assure them that it would be a medical miracle for you to be pregnant, and they make you take a pregnancy test anyway, wtf). Drug tests are demeaning, period, but gender has nothing to do with it. For those who aren’t too squeamish: the female urethra does not spray like a shower head just because it’s recessed. It runs like a faucet. We may not be able to easily control the direction of the flow, but it’s easy enough to locate the opening and determine the direction by peeing a bit and stopping, and then place the cup to catch the flow.
- YayamiOmate 8y ago
  Be careful what you wish for. Note that those who take them or are even forced to, are involved too. ;)
- close04 8y ago
  > for women Because the procedures are different for men and women or just the principle of it? It's a common test for medical related issues, is it different for drug testing?
asdff 8y ago
Taping it to your inner thigh also works just fine....

Gibbon1 8y ago

Piss tests for women are utterly demeaning. In a perfect world we'd throw all the people involved in prison.

jack_pp 8y ago
Are you implying it's less demeaning when it happens to men? If so, what's your reasoning?
- PlasticTank 8y ago
  If I had to take a guess I'd say they have harder time aiming, relatively easy for a male to piss into a small pot, a woman is probably going to end up pissing all over her hand. Fun.
  - cimmanom 8y ago
    That’s not actually how it works. It’s perfectly possible for a woman to pee into those little cups without making a mess (I’m a woman and I’ve done it plenty of times at the doctors office). Speaking of which, peeing into a cup for true medical purposes is not more demeaning to women than to men (except when doctors won’t believe you when you assure them that it would be a medical miracle for you to be pregnant, and they make you take a pregnancy test anyway, wtf). Drug tests are demeaning, period, but gender has nothing to do with it. For those who aren’t too squeamish: the female urethra does not spray like a shower head just because it’s recessed. It runs like a faucet. We may not be able to easily control the direction of the flow, but it’s easy enough to locate the opening and determine the direction by peeing a bit and stopping, and then place the cup to catch the flow.
YayamiOmate 8y ago
Be careful what you wish for. Note that those who take them or are even forced to, are involved too. ;)
close04 8y ago
> for women Because the procedures are different for men and women or just the principle of it? It's a common test for medical related issues, is it different for drug testing?

asdff 8y ago

Taping it to your inner thigh also works just fine....