Or alternatively: > “Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have the green salad?” > “Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that

Or alternatively: > “Are you going to tell me,” said Arthur, “that I shouldn’t have the green salad?” > “Well,” said the animal, “I know many vegetables that are clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.” - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams (Kidding mostly...)