How about no. When I don't have to pay 2x for an Apple laptop, ridden with thermal and keyboard issues and to carry dongles for everything ("but it's so thin!")

How about no. When I don't have to pay 2x for an Apple laptop, ridden with thermal and keyboard issues and to carry dongles for everything ("but it's so thin!"), I'll be very happy to. Until then, my X1E, which is durable, maintainable (still to an extent), has all the ports I might need, light, doesn't throttle, while more powerful, cost 1.7x less on top of that, AND running Mojave - will be making me happy, thank you very much.