Server might be down. Spam might've been posted to a site of mine. Might've missed an important call. I don't whip out my phone at the urinal, but I'd check it

Server might be down. Spam might've been posted to a site of mine. Might've missed an important call. I don't whip out my phone at the urinal, but I'd check it on my way to or from the bathroom rather than while spending time with friends.