Suggest that you point out that paper bags are friendly to our planet and all species that it supports. How to do that? Are you aware of the film where Charlie

Suggest that you point out that paper bags are friendly to our planet and all species that it supports. How to do that? Are you aware of the film where Charlie Chaplin (as a hobo) eats one of his boots? You could mimic that but substituting a `salad' consisting of various paper bags. Olive oil might be a healthy dressing to consider.