[gets apprehended by Secret Service] "And what do we have here?" [holds up thumb drive] "That? Uhh, that's, my secrets! Don't look at my secrets! Please don't

[gets apprehended by Secret Service] "And what do we have here?" [holds up thumb drive] "That? Uhh, that's, my secrets! Don't look at my secrets! Please don't plug them into your Microsoft Windows® computer!"