This was actually a personally test disguised as a blog post. See how you scored: If you didn't understand it: You're not a hacker and never will be; go get

This was actually a personally test disguised as a blog post. See how you scored: If you didn't understand it: You're not a hacker and never will be; go get your MBA. If it upset you: You are a hacker without a sense of humor. You belong in a room without other people. Fed Ex will deliver your circuit boards tomorrow. If you laughed once: You are an aspiring junior programmer. Keep on working hard and best wishes to you. If you laughed more than once: You are a seasoned hacker. Nice to see you here. If you sprayed Mountain Dew on your keyboard: You have that rare combination of understanding both bits and people. You must do great work. If you are cutting and pasting these gems for your bulletin board: You and I must be kindred spirits. Email me. Let's do a start-up together.