I'm not arguing that there are no ways to debug Haskell programs. My point was that the OP's phrase indicates at least basic familiarity with Haskell and debug

I'm not arguing that there are no ways to debug Haskell programs. My point was that the OP's phrase indicates at least basic familiarity with Haskell and debug printing might be the thing he had in mind writing it. Haskell's not like other languages, where you have to build up massive unreadable piles of code to get anything done. That's fanboyism. I understand you feel offended by the OP's post, but it is not a good satire unless it offends somebody, and IMO, the article is excellent in summarizing attitudes of some members of the Haskell community. ;)