Yet another generic and sophomoric "the paradigms and type systems I prefer are so much better guise!" Piece. This one is particularly obnoxious because he's a

Yet another generic and sophomoric "the paradigms and type systems I prefer are so much better guise!" Piece. This one is particularly obnoxious because he's aware of the tribalism and thinks that by mentioning it then his post is magically no longer merely more fuel to the decades-old flamewars.