You cannot criticize academic studies here. You see, everything has to be evaluated on its own merit, so you have to read all 535.134 pro and 611.232 contra stu

You cannot criticize academic studies here. You see, everything has to be evaluated on its own merit, so you have to read all 535.134 pro and 611.232 contra studies and have time to debate them, just like a bureaucrat. Alternatively, quote a rogue authority, like Feynman: "A committee is twelve people doing the work of one".