In my country there was a joke running about the communist establishment. It went like this: You can't? We'll help you! You don't know how to? We'll teach you

In my country there was a joke running about the communist establishment. It went like this: You can't? We'll help you! You don't know how to? We'll teach you! You don't want to? We'll force you! I guess these companies work pretty much like totalitarian regimes but at least you can quit without being shot.