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You need onions and ketchup for complete nutrition.

• jtms 8y ago
  Ketchup on a hotdog has been scientifically proven to be fatal in at least 90% of cases. Mustard, on the other hand, has a completely safe record
  • HillaryBriss 8y ago
    but if sweet pickled cucumber relish is added, the relish binds the ketchup molecules and reduces mortality by 0.71 +- .09 (95% CI)
  • maxxxxx 8y ago
    It didn't kill me but made me stronger.