Isn't it more like CoffeeScript and JavaScript than C and Assembly? I mean, if Assembly was more portable than C, better standardized, and adopted on most of th

Isn't it more like CoffeeScript and JavaScript than C and Assembly? I mean, if Assembly was more portable than C, better standardized, and adopted on most of the features in C, to the point where it was basically just a somewhat uglier C with a much more certain future, I might switch to Assembly, too.