This sounds like a ludicrously silly joke, but dang, have you noticed how good mice have it? They've cured cancer in them dozens of times over, they've cured ag

This sounds like a ludicrously silly joke, but dang, have you noticed how good mice have it? They've cured cancer in them dozens of times over, they've cured aging, and they've even given them magic pills to make fat mice skinny. Douglas Adams was right. Damn mice really are the smartest animals on the planet. (Seriously, I imagine this is because scientists can kill, breed, and experiment on mice without any ethical qualms. If you'd killed a billion people in science experiments over the last hundred years, you'd probably see similar results)