As with everything, there's an emacs extension for it : ). ;;; youwill.el --- generate meaningless marketing hype http://www.splode.com/~friedman/software/ema

As with everything, there's an emacs extension for it : ). ;;; youwill.el --- generate meaningless marketing hype http://www.splode.com/~friedman/software/emacs-lisp/src/youwill.el http://www.splode.com/~friedman/software/emacs-lisp/src/youw... I got: have you ever been forced by your TV to eat peaches? or been transported to an alternate reality where you lost your piglet? you will. and the company that will bring it to you: AT&T