God these apple events always tend to get massively cringey. Was it the Goldman Sacks partnership? Perhaps it was the titanium credit card I didn't know I nee

God these apple events always tend to get massively cringey. Was it the Goldman Sacks partnership? Perhaps it was the titanium credit card I didn't know I needed... Maybe it was the 30+ minutes devoted to a Netflix clone. Or, maybe it was Oprah... "All connected throoough APPLE!!!!!!!!!!" I'm not sure. But somewhere along the way, I lost my lunch.