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The young disciple entered the temple and prostrated 3 times before the master and asked - "I wish to know the way of Microservices. I wish to glean insight on
by statictype 8y ago
The young disciple entered the temple and prostrated 3 times before the master and asked - "I wish to know the way of Microservices. I wish to glean insight on how to build them as it will let us scale and build rapidly".
The master jumped off his chair and landed head-first on the floor.
"What happened!" ask the disciple.
"I'm learning how to sky dive" replied the master.
Upon hearing this, the disciple was enlightened.
- ravedave5 8y agoThis is so dang funny. I don't even get what the message is supposed to be exactly but I just about fell out of my chair laughing.
- plausibilities 8y agoMessage: You/we lack the proper (production runtime) environment conducive to practicing and learning this particular technique.
- ebg13 8y agoAre you sure that the message isn't "micro services don't help you build mega services"?
- statictype 8y agoYou cant sky dive till you reach an sufficient altitude. You cant build microservices until youve built a monolith first.
- plausibilities 8y agobingo well, you _can_, but IME having a reference monolith to excavate will likely net you significantly more reliable, holistic, and consistent requirements/specifications information than whatever the fuck comes out of the product guy/gal's mouth