“I can’t find COBOL” I said to my wife. She replied “Well COBOL programmers don’t have any problems. No need to ask on SO where that comma should be placed. And

“I can’t find COBOL” I said to my wife. She replied “Well COBOL programmers don’t have any problems. No need to ask on SO where that comma should be placed. And they are so happy in their job they have no need to promote themselves on Github.”