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I am disappointed that they left off Javascript. Not that I ultimately care what religion would be analogous to JS, but it was an entertaining read and accurate
by chapel 16y ago
I am disappointed that they left off Javascript. Not that I ultimately care what religion would be analogous to JS, but it was an entertaining read and accurate on a lot of counts.
What religion would JS be closest to?
- dspeyer 16y agoUnitarian Universalism. Often mistaken for Java/Christianity, from which it takes many superficial elements, but opposite in philosophy. You can do just about anything in it. Many critics call this a bad thing.
- tomjen3 16y agoOld Norse Paganism. The entire world is created by altering a skull, and the waters around the world are fraught with dragons.
- mattmanser 16y agoMy favourite suggestions from the comments: JavaScript would be Seventh Day Adventism. Though it portrays itself as a mild-mannered flock of Christianity, it plays a secret role in the ultimate worldwide armageddon. Those who casually 'browse' will ultimately burn, when JavaScript is enabled. (anon) JavaScript is Alcholism - the more you do it, the more it rots your brain as you realize that functions are objects, your prototypes are polluting namespaces, and you just can't seem to get any closure. (Kevin Hutchinson)