I was actually going to mention maybe trying one of those cheap bidet add-ons, but then I thought about all the guests who won't know what to do with it and mig

I was actually going to mention maybe trying one of those cheap bidet add-ons, but then I thought about all the guests who won't know what to do with it and might spray the wall if they touch the control while not sitting down. Agreed 100% re: Keurig. :)