You know you're on shaky ground when you take the most absurd interpretation of something and then argue against it. "We believe science is real" is such a mod

You know you're on shaky ground when you take the most absurd interpretation of something and then argue against it. "We believe science is real" is such a modest, uncontroversial statement. The idea that you'd see it and rail against some imagined dogmatic strawman really says more about you than it does about them.