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Throw me off a boat out at sea, wrapped in canvas. I'm good.

• mcv 8y ago
  Also appealing. The problem with it is that at some point, a canvas wrapped body is going to wash ashore somewhere and people will want to know where it came from. Victim of an accident? A murder? Edit: maybe weigh it down. That would work. And by "it" I mean yourself, I guess.
  • tlavoie 8y ago
    And please, skip the shoes. People have been wigged out for years around these parts, since shoes with the foot still inside have kept washing up on shore. I think the consensus was that it was suicides or other drowning victims, not some nefarious plot, but people get twitchy.