Part of me thinks, "Maybe if I send a link of this to my wife, she'll finally understand why I hate shopping so much." Then another part of my brain reaches ov

Part of me thinks, "Maybe if I send a link of this to my wife, she'll finally understand why I hate shopping so much." Then another part of my brain reaches over and smacks the first part upside the head and says, "Are you nuts? If she reads it then you won't be able to use that clever liver question to get out of a bind!"