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I'd like to apply. Here is my experience: In Programming: - Programmed a bare metal steel pipe - Wrote a napster clone - in VHDL - Wrote a java virtual mach
by maxklein 18y ago
I'd like to apply. Here is my experience:
In Programming:
- Programmed a bare metal steel pipe
- Wrote a napster clone - in VHDL
- Wrote a java virtual machine - in VB6
- Wrote a functional http server - in HTML
- Wrote a LISP compiler - in ARC
- Designed a Grammar that described a never ending program using a Type 3 grammar
- Wrote a windows Kernel Driver - using Punch Cards
- Created a COM object using only __asm push, pop and mov
In Marketing:
- Wrote a headline that converted more people than visited the site
- Sent an email newsletter that got forwarded more times than the ILOVEYOU virus
In Scaling
- Created a database that handled so many concurrent connections, we ran out of space in the integer
In design
- Created a GUI for a customer management system that was so intuitive, it only needed a single button and a single text field
- deleted 18y ago[deleted]
- swivelmaster 18y agoBahahahaha!
- apgwoz 18y agoOddly enough, we just received a similar resume where I work..
- melvinram 18y agolol
- melvinram 18y agoI get a down-vote for laughing about something that I find funny? Seriously?