Oh, cucumber speaks english now? Last time I checked cucumber was the equivalent of inventing an additional, imaginary stakeholder for every story. A stakehold

Oh, cucumber speaks english now? Last time I checked cucumber was the equivalent of inventing an additional, imaginary stakeholder for every story. A stakeholder who recently immigrated from a distant country and insists on having each and every spec laboriously translated to his unusual and very limited dialect of english, before anyone is allowed to proceed. I'm all for imaginary friends, but I really think you should refrain from bringing them to the office if you value your productivity.