The first part of your post reminded me of this quote from Futurama. Professor Farnsworth: Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure! Fry: How many

The first part of your post reminded me of this quote from Futurama. Professor Farnsworth: Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure! Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Professor Farnsworth: Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.