Not to be the bearer of bad news, but Portland's roads are already overwhelmed with traffic, its mass trasit past capacity, and its former "cool" residents have

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but Portland's roads are already overwhelmed with traffic, its mass trasit past capacity, and its former "cool" residents have already left for less popular destinations. Also, they get hot in the summer at times—think 90s...so you'll end up getting a box air conditioner unit at the very least.