(shameless, but possibly helpful plug) We have a runtime that can be used similarly to Cloud Flare workers. You can even write JS that runs on both since we bo

(shameless, but possibly helpful plug) We have a runtime that can be used similarly to Cloud Flare workers. You can even write JS that runs on both since we both target the browser's Service Worker API. You can run it locally, deploy it on our servers (free credit for the first $25 of usage), or if you're a little crazy you can even deploy it to your own servers: https://github.com/superfly/fly https://github.com/superfly/fly