About five years ago I was going through airport security one morning after a healthy night of drinking. A metal buckled belt help up cargo pants that seemed to

About five years ago I was going through airport security one morning after a healthy night of drinking. A metal buckled belt help up cargo pants that seemed to have every pocket full of some kind of metal debris from the night before. Barely thinking, I reasoned it would be easier to drop my pants into the bin going through the scanner, especially since I was wearing boxers and had to take my shoes off anyway. Of course, while I was putting my pants back on TSA pulled me aside, yelling in my face, almost keeping me off my flight. I never understood why they would get so upset when I was just making their job easier. It was a work trip, after being released I got a kick out of my boss telling me while she was going through security she heard the lady next to her exclaim "that guy just took his pants off!" to look up and see it was me being pulled away by the TSA.