That's both a correct and useful answer and one that proves my point in practical terms. If you know enough to run pmap over the process space of the server to

That's both a correct and useful answer and one that proves my point in practical terms. If you know enough to run pmap over the process space of the server to look for issues like this, you also know enough to force restarts of the affected services post-update. I could see this being something to add to automated monitoring tools run on a schedule, but I don't know enough to estimate the viability or usefulness of actually doing so - would it end up being a rule that in 99.999% of cases would only actually match if it happened to fire as the server was in the process of shutting down?