Really? How many habitable exoplanets are within 70 light years, and what are the odds of life (let alone super-advanced space pirates) existing on them? Also

Really? How many habitable exoplanets are within 70 light years, and what are the odds of life (let alone super-advanced space pirates) existing on them? Also a little known fact: only energy travels at light speed. So even in the worst case scenario, they won't be here for a few hundred years.