I imagine the google job description for a software engineer is something like: * Write and maintain software in accordance with business strategy * Assist ot

I imagine the google job description for a software engineer is something like: * Write and maintain software in accordance with business strategy * Assist other technical staff when their duties overlap your area of responsibility * May be required to be available 24/7 up to 15 days per quarter * Periodically provide feedback to management about coworkers' performance * Interview and evaluate candidates for technical positions