Oh no no no. If we do a 21st century version, we'll throw in all sorts of opinionated CS jerkoffery into it, and then it will look just like everything else--w

Oh no no no. If we do a 21st century version, we'll throw in all sorts of opinionated CS jerkoffery into it, and then it will look just like everything else--where we have to pass through three different toolchains before we can even think about running something. Bicycles are already pretty good just the way they are.