That would obviously be Javascript. A toy language no sane person would use willingly but just powerful enough to demonstrate the sheer minimum of what a compu

That would obviously be Javascript. A toy language no sane person would use willingly but just powerful enough to demonstrate the sheer minimum of what a computer can do. Yet its adepts are know-it-all gurus who will never, ever, need another language again. Hence the preoccupation with re-implementing every piece of software that has ever been conceived, in Javascript. </rant>