Sometimes you just have to forgive journalists that produce these sort hollow "some guy said" articles because they actually deliver in the quote department: "

Sometimes you just have to forgive journalists that produce these sort hollow "some guy said" articles because they actually deliver in the quote department: "My left shoe won't even reboot." That this has been said in all seriousness is rather remarkable, if it means we live in the utopian or dystopian future I leave for you to decide.