- Hey $BOSS, I need tomorrow afternoon off as I need to go to the airport + Sure, picking up someone? - No, flying. + Ah! Where are you going? - Home. + Ho

- Hey $BOSS, I need tomorrow afternoon off as I need to go to the airport + Sure, picking up someone? - No, flying. + Ah! Where are you going? - Home. + Home? Where are you? - I've been in $REMOTE_COUNTRY for the last 3 months, I told you... + Right, I thought you stayed for a week or two only (laughs on both sides of the call) It helps when your boss is 10000KM from you :)