Sorry, but I couldn't resist changing "Programming" to "Sex" to see what would happen... Sex Is Not Fun Then you're doing it wrong. Most Sex Is Boring Find

Sorry, but I couldn't resist changing "Programming" to "Sex" to see what would happen... Sex Is Not Fun Then you're doing it wrong. Most Sex Is Boring Find a new partner. It's the Same Thrust, Over and Over Again That's how it's supposed to work. Lack of a Sex-Centric Career Path Then make it your hobby. Everyone Seems to Suck Are you bragging or complaining? Women Are Clueless, and They Make Unreasonable Demands Take a Viagra. Isolation Your hand is your friend. Things Change Too Fast You took too many Viagra. No Free Time Do 2 things at once. Lack of Recognition "Oh, you're so good! You're so good!" Happy? Your wife is a WellspringOfNegativity Thrust deeper. You're Surrounded by a Bunch of Geeks Get better curtains. You Never Feel Like You Accomplish Anything Turn her over. Fun is not an attribute of sex Get some toys. Sex Is Not Fun without Philosophy Read the Kama Sutra. Work in Sex Only If You're Hardcore No argument here.