On the one hand, I agree with commentors that this is way too long and way too over the top... but I think that is definitely the point. If you don't want to b

On the one hand, I agree with commentors that this is way too long and way too over the top... but I think that is definitely the point. If you don't want to be in my studio, and follow my rules, I don't want you to be in my studio. The length and tone of the video ensures that non-compliers will self select out of the applicant pool. However, not having the content available in written form is really not acceptable.