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I predict that someday, somebody will invent a fail-safe, backup manual method for tying shoes.

• newsbinator 8y ago
  Perhaps some kind of self-learning onboard AI system. Even without external firmware updates, it can teach itself to tie/re-tie your shoes, capture and manipulate open network traffic, make billions on the stock market, purchase fabrication infrastructure through virtual shell corporations, and take over the world's political, economic, and production systems, so as to more efficiently tie every human's shoes.
  • masonic 8y ago
    "Nothing secures your shoes like our blockchain clasps!"