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Coming soon: Cruise Missile As A Service. Our on-demand global network of 3d printers quickly and reliably fulfills all your strike requests. Comprehensive pl
by blaze33 8y ago
Coming soon: Cruise Missile As A Service.
Our on-demand global network of 3d printers quickly and reliably fulfills all your strike requests.
Comprehensive plans with a predictable kiloton/strike billing. Bitcoin accepted. Our activities are carbon-compensated to preserve the environment.
/s (I hope)
- TeMPOraL 8y agoAnd of course, in a true SV fashion, at least initially most of the strike orders will be fulfilled by employees sneaking up to the target with homemade explosives. You have to hustle, fake it 'till you make it & stuffs. /s (if your's /s).
- DarkWiiPlayer 8y agoRemember those "twitch plays X" streams? How about "Twitch fires cruise-missiles" next? Just hook up the twitch chat to your missile API and get that sweet internet fame. /s (I really REALLY hope)
- TeMPOraL 8y agoThis would make for a great Rick&Morty episode, though :).