And this is a dead giveaway you're not a parent, or have never dealt with swim diapers :) Swim diapers are designed to simply make sure the poop and the kid ar

And this is a dead giveaway you're not a parent, or have never dealt with swim diapers :) Swim diapers are designed to simply make sure the poop and the kid are in the same general area and that it's easy to remove them from the water as a self contained unit. It will still absolutely contaminate the water in some way, there's no escaping it.