Gig: Hackin' Lisp. Qualifications: Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Hume, Sartre and others... Honestly, they hired me as a technical writer and it turns out I write

Gig: Hackin' Lisp. Qualifications: Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Hume, Sartre and others... Honestly, they hired me as a technical writer and it turns out I write code, that writes code, that writes code, really well. What the fuck I'm going to do for the rest of my career, I don't know. Honestly, I don't really care given my meteoric rise from lowly philosopher to lisp-dev uber alles.