When I fly in 2 months I will have have to choose between having naked pictures taken of my children, or having them groped. I understand that statement is bi

When I fly in 2 months I will have have to choose between having naked pictures taken of my children, or having them groped. I understand that statement is bit hyperbolic, but it doesn't make the options any less shitty. The airport we use currently has X-ray machines instead of the millimeter wave scanners, so I will probably have to choose the groping. Here is what I'm expecting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JAcQ8WOP8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JAcQ8WOP8