What do you mean we do so little?! Look at all the GREAT THINGS we do. Have you ever considered the privilege of drinking water? We should tax that. What abou

What do you mean we do so little?! Look at all the GREAT THINGS we do. Have you ever considered the privilege of drinking water? We should tax that. What about your car? We should come up with an emissions standard that ONLY APPLIES TO US. 49 state legal? Who's the odd man out? That joker. What about your rifle and pistol magazines? Let's make manufacturers come up with a standard that literally only applies to our state, in the entire world. That will go over well! Droughts? HA! That would require improving and building additional infrastructure for our water reclamation system. Surely we can just let it flow into the ocean - water is water, right? PS: we're going to tax it! Fires? Controlled burns to clear underbrush? You must really hate the environment! Why would you want to burn our precious underbrush?!?!? :(((