While I was reading the last paragraph of this story, my phone rang, showing a number in a nearby town. And of course, as I confidently expected, it was "Hi the

While I was reading the last paragraph of this story, my phone rang, showing a number in a nearby town. And of course, as I confidently expected, it was "Hi there! This is Stan, from your local air duct cleaning service!" Nice to get that evening call from Stan, or James, or Dave, wanting to clean my ducts. Every fucking evening. Yes, FCC. Do it do it do it!