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One thing, though... make sure you politely decline if he asks if you want to do anything involving massages or exercise. Unless you're into having sex with old
by ax0n 16y ago
One thing, though... make sure you politely decline if he asks if you want to do anything involving massages or exercise. Unless you're into having sex with old men, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
- joshhart 16y agoI take it there's some kind of story here?
- ax0n 16y agoThere's definitely a story here. I haven't experienced it myself. I met him a loooong time ago, and he seemed as normal as anyone else at DefCon (back in the late 1990s). But I've heard the stories, too, from multiple people.
- david_shaw 16y agoFor those looking for references to the "massage" stories, it's actually pretty well documented in an old CNN story covering the HOPE conference a few years ago: http://edition.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/07/24/paranoia.idg/index.html http://edition.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/07/24/paranoia.id... Not to say that Capn Crunch didn't contribute greatly to the hacking/phone phreaking scene, but now a days it seems like he's pretty much just a rude creep. Excerpt from the article: "Script kiddies!" spits John Draper, 57. "Think they're hot (stuff)." The grizzled veteran got his handle, Captain Crunch, in the early '70s, when he discovered that a plastic whistle from a cereal box emitted a tone crucial to phreaking. In 1978, Draper spent four months in jail for his illicit proclivities and these days, tries to stay legit. "You should try one of my body tune-ups," he says. "It's a great energy boost." Indeed, he spends a good deal of the conference enticing young attendees back to his hotel room, where he offers full-contact "stretching" sessions. And the Captain seems to have absorbed the lesson of the "Selling Out" talk all too well. "Did you get my URL?" he says. "ShopIP.com. It's e-commerce for the rest of us!"
- calloc 16y agoFunny that you mention that ... I was at SCALE 5x and met John and he kept going on and on about going to get massages, and I've heard from others that this is a common theme with him.
- chaostheory 16y agoPSA: Yes and also politely decline anything to do with "yoga"
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- khafra 16y agoI don't know if it's exactly equivalent--Draper's not just an old man, he's an old, crusty, rather unhealthy looking man with demonstrably poor hygiene.
- calloc 16y agoAs most women would say, a creep. =P
- santamonicaanon 16y agoguess i'm not most women. i know john, and i'm female, and i think he's a nice guy. this thread is full o haters and certainly not newsworthy
- chaostheory 16y agoHave you met him in person?
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