The market is small. Sad, but true. Joe average just doesn't care. I have this same issue with phones: I want something smaller, thicker, old cpu, cheap, reall

The market is small. Sad, but true. Joe average just doesn't care. I have this same issue with phones: I want something smaller, thicker, old cpu, cheap, really long battery life. It needs to do a few functions: play audio/video, call, text, email, read, occasionally browse web on mobile data. Not much that fits all of those.