Awkward. You are absolutely correct. I've been scrambling to help fix the situation, and I didn't triple check my post like I usually do. I did indeed mean "

Awkward. You are absolutely correct. I've been scrambling to help fix the situation, and I didn't triple check my post like I usually do. I did indeed mean "Request help from the HN community" not "Y Combinator, please rescue us." Sorry for any confusion.