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"I am an entrepreneur." - Sean Parker to the girl he just slept with

• edanm 16y ago
  "You mean you're unemployed" - her answer. You won't believe the number of times I've had this exact conversation with people! (Although most people are too nice to call me unemployed outright)
  • ammarkalim 16y ago
    "oh my gosh, i just slept with Sean Parker!"