The site seems far too fleshed out to be a joke so I have to assume it's a legitimate offering. I propose that an even-more-premium plan be offered where a pers

The site seems far too fleshed out to be a joke so I have to assume it's a legitimate offering. I propose that an even-more-premium plan be offered where a person with a stick jabs the viewer on the side until the sale is made further increasing the conversion rate :D. While I certainly see the (advertising) value of such a product I have to wonder whether there's a less intrusive way to 'seal the deal'.